Lazy Husband

A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the exam was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

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Stacey Dash-1

Full Biography
A strikingly pretty African-American young lead and character player, Dash garnered notice in the 1990s in a series of teen roles in both features and on TV. Of West Indian and Aztec Indian descent, with clear green eyes and a light complexion, the Bronx-born Dash decided to become an actor at an early age. Early TV work included a small role in the crusading lawyer TV-movie "Farrell for the People" (NBC, 1982) and she later did guest spots on "The Cosby Show" in 1984, as a friend of Denise Huxtable's with a secret to hide, and "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" in 1994, as a pop star who captivates the series hero. Her first try at a TV series, "TV 101" (CBS, 1988-89), with Dash as a student of an ambitious high school journalism teacher, only lasted half a season, despite critical acclaim.
With her youthful beauty and her early start in acting, Dash has been cast most often as high school students, daughters of the protagonist, or smart and upwardly mobile ingenues. Feature work began with a role in "Enemy Territory" (1987) and she soon thereafter played Richard Pryor's rebellious daughter in the formula-bound comedy "Moving" (1988). A first lead in "Black Water/Tennessee Nights" (1989) only hit the US market when it was released on video five years later. Dash concentrated on TV for a while, but later appeared as the romantic interest in the popular action comedy "Mo' Money" (1992), although the film was centered on the antics of Damon and Marlon Wayans. After a supporting role in "Renaissance Man/By the Book" (1994), she enjoyed a breakthrough in features in the second lead of the surprise hit "Clueless" (1995). As Dionne, a Beverly Hills teen who shares with best friend Cher (Alicia Silverstone) a passion for fashion as well as a famous pop singer's name, Dash gave a winning performance in this satire of 90s materialism, one she reprised for the sitcom of the same name (ABC, 1996-97; UPN, 1997-99). She kept busy in features as well with a role in the crime drama "Cold Heart" (1997).

In 2003, Dash appeared in the comedy feature "View From The Top," joining an A-list cast which included Gwyneth Paltrow, Christina Applegate and Kelly Preston.

Profession(s):
actress

Sometimes Credited As:


Family
brother:Darien Dash (CEO of DME Interactive Holdings, the first publicly traded African-American-owned internet company)
cousin:Damon Dash (former CEO and co-founder of Roc-A-Fella Records)
daughter:Lola Lovell (born c. 2003; father, Brian Lovell)
son:Austin Williams (born c. 19991; father, Christopher Williams)


Companion(s)
Brian Lovell , Companion , ```..married in 1999; divorced in 2006
Christopher Williams , Companion , ```..have one child; no longer together

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Pregnancy Test

A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!

He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"

He asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!!"

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

In the Far East, trouble-seeking father-and-son duo Rick and Alex O'Connell unearth the mummy of the first Emperor of Qin who was cursed by a witch centuries ago.


Full Cast & Crew

Studio
Credit
Universal Pictures
Studio
Director
Credit
Rob Cohen
Director
Cast
Credit
Brendan Fraser
Rick O'Connell
Jet Li
Emperor Han
Luke Ford
Alex O'Connell
Michelle Yeoh
Zijuan
Maria Bello
Evelyn Carnahan O'Connell
Production Credits
Credit
Chris Brigham
Executive Producer
Sean Daniel
Producer
Stephen Sommers
Producer
Jim Jacks
Producer
Bob Ducsay
Producer
Production Companies
Credit
The Sean Daniel Company
Production Company
Sommers Company
Production Company
Distribution Companies
Credit
Toho-Towa Company
Foreign Distribution Rights
Universal Pictures Distribution
Domestic Theatrical Distributor
Locations

China
Montreal, Quebec Canada

Step Brothers

Brennan Huff, a sporadically employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step brothers. As their narcissism and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to bring their parents back together. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will finally get them out of the house.

Full Cast & Crew
Theatrical Release
7/25/2008

Studio Credit
Columbia Pictures Studio
Director Credit

Adam McKay Director
Cast Credit

Will Ferrell Brennan Huff
John C Reilly Dale Doback
Adam Scott Derek
Mary Steenburgen Nancy Huff
Kathryn Hahn Alice
Andrea Savage Denise
Logan Manus Chris Gardoski
Richard Jenkins Robert Doback
Elizabeth Yozcamp Tiffany
Lurie Poston Tommy
Travis Flory - Cast
Rob Riggle Randy
Chris Collinsworth Jack Gavelle
June Raphael - Cast
Jake M Johnson Razor
Kellan Rhude Boomer
Production Credits Credit
Will Ferrell Executive Producer
Judd Apatow Producer
Jimmy Miller Producer
Adam McKay Executive Producer
David Householter Executive Producer

Stacey Dash

Full Biography
A strikingly pretty African-American young lead and character player, Dash garnered notice in the 1990s in a series of teen roles in both features and on TV. Of West Indian and Aztec Indian descent, with clear green eyes and a light complexion, the Bronx-born Dash decided to become an actor at an early age. Early TV work included a small role in the crusading lawyer TV-movie "Farrell for the People" (NBC, 1982) and she later did guest spots on "The Cosby Show" in 1984, as a friend of Denise Huxtable's with a secret to hide, and "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" in 1994, as a pop star who captivates the series hero. Her first try at a TV series, "TV 101" (CBS, 1988-89), with Dash as a student of an ambitious high school journalism teacher, only lasted half a season, despite critical acclaim.
With her youthful beauty and her early start in acting, Dash has been cast most often as high school students, daughters of the protagonist, or smart and upwardly mobile ingenues. Feature work began with a role in "Enemy Territory" (1987) and she soon thereafter played Richard Pryor's rebellious daughter in the formula-bound comedy "Moving" (1988). A first lead in "Black Water/Tennessee Nights" (1989) only hit the US market when it was released on video five years later. Dash concentrated on TV for a while, but later appeared as the romantic interest in the popular action comedy "Mo' Money" (1992), although the film was centered on the antics of Damon and Marlon Wayans. After a supporting role in "Renaissance Man/By the Book" (1994), she enjoyed a breakthrough in features in the second lead of the surprise hit "Clueless" (1995). As Dionne, a Beverly Hills teen who shares with best friend Cher (Alicia Silverstone) a passion for fashion as well as a famous pop singer's name, Dash gave a winning performance in this satire of 90s materialism, one she reprised for the sitcom of the same name (ABC, 1996-97; UPN, 1997-99). She kept busy in features as well with a role in the crime drama "Cold Heart" (1997).

In 2003, Dash appeared in the comedy feature "View From The Top," joining an A-list cast which included Gwyneth Paltrow, Christina Applegate and Kelly Preston.

Profession(s):
actress

Family
brother:Darien Dash (CEO of DME Interactive Holdings, the first publicly traded African-American-owned internet company)
cousin:Damon Dash (former CEO and co-founder of Roc-A-Fella Records)
daughter:Lola Lovell (born c. 2003; father, Brian Lovell)
son:Austin Williams (born c. 19991; father, Christopher Williams)

Companion(s)
Brian Lovell , Companion , ```..married in 1999; divorced in 2006
Christopher Williams , Companion , ```..have one child; no longer together

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Smoke Rings

A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar.

He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar.

As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"


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Dayana Mendoza-Miss Venezuela

WINNER OF 2008 UNIVERSE

Age: 22
Height: 5'10"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green

What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?
Interior design, photography, advertising, and I enjoy meeting people from every country and learning languages.

What is your career ambition?
Interior Design and also advertising but as Oscar Wilde used to say, "To define oneself is to limit oneself".

What is your proudest personal accomplishment?
Being independent from the age of fifteen on, living in different countries by myself without knowing the language at the beginning and without the presence of my parents. Having succeeded in working in different cultures and learning the most from them.

What is something unique that has happened to you; some interesting thing about you?
I was once kidnapped, in what in my country is known as an express kidnapping. It was a very hard experience. I learned to remain calm in a very stressful situation and to try to reach to the human part of our abductors.

What do you want the judges to know about you?
I am grateful to life for my family and for the opportunities to grow in different places and learn the most from them. Even in the hardest of times what my family and life has taught me has helped me push through and succeed .

Yera Naoum-Miss Egypt

Age: 20
Height: 5'9"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown

What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?
I love to paint and design interiors. I love acting as well, and I did act in a major Egyptian movie. I also enjoy dancing and the beach a lot.

What is your career ambition?
To be a leader in the interior design field, to have my own company and to design sets for cinema.

What is your proudest personal accomplishment?
Rewarded for a set design for a project in my college.

What is something unique that has happened to you; some interesting thing about you?
That I am funny and have a strange sense of humour.

What do you want the judges to know about you?
That I am very ambitious, hard working, and find it easy to deal with people from different cultures and backgrounds. That I love my country and am proud to represent it in one of the most prestigious pageants.

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Gavintra Photijak-Miss Thailand

Age: 21
Height: 5'10"
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Black

What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?
Dogs are my hobby. They are man’s best friend. No matter how you are, they love you as you are, without any conditions. They are always by your side when you are happy or sad.

What is your career ambition?
To be a public relations officer for Province Nongkai. I’d like to make the province with its beautiful temples, the friendship bridge between Thailand and Laos, known to more tourists.

What is your proudest personal accomplishment?
Being on a volleyball team. It’s the reason for my scholarship from Thurakitbandit University until my graduation

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Natalia Anderle-brazil

Age: 23
Height: 5'8"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown

What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?
I studied cosmetology and worked at a health and beauty clinic, so I want to be a doctor and specialize in plastic surgery. I'm also learning English. However, it may sound cliche, but in fact, my immediate interest is to become the next Miss Universe.

What is your career ambition?
Definitely, my career ambition is to become a well known plastic surgeon.

What is your proudest personal accomplishment?
I'm very proud of my family for our union and also the support of one another.

What is something unique that has happened to you; some interesting thing about you?
Actually, my job as a maid lasted for only one month and the reason for that was to help my family, then I got a job as a receptionist and later as a secretary. Now I've taken a course in cosmetology and started working at a health and beauty clinic.
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Crystle Stewart

Age: 22
Height: 5'10"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green

What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?
Interior design, photography, advertising, and I enjoy meeting people from every country and learning languages.

What is your career ambition?
Interior Design and also advertising but as Oscar Wilde used to say, "To define oneself is to limit oneself".

What is your proudest personal accomplishment?
Being independent from the age of fifteen on, living in different countries by myself without knowing the language at the beginning and without the presence of my parents. Having succeeded in working in different cultures and learning the most from them.

What is something unique that has happened to you; some interesting thing about you?
I was once kidnapped, in what in my country is known as an express kidnapping. It was a very hard experience. I learned to remain calm in a very stressful situation and to try to reach to the human part of our abductors.

What do you want the judges to know about you?
I am grateful to life for my family and for the opportunities to grow in different places and learn the most from them. Even in the hardest of times what my family and life has taught me has helped me push through and succeed.




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Preview Screening of 'National Lampoon's

Ashlynn Brooke at the Preview Screening of "National Lampoon's Homo Erectus". Egyptian Theatre, Hollywood, CA. 07-09-08

Simran Kaur Mundi-india

Age: 22
Height: 5'9"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown

What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?
Listening to music, sketching and being around kids.

What is your career ambition?
My career ambition is to open a beauty school as there is a dearth of such schools in India. I would like to introduce one and help aspirants get the needed grooming and advice, as I know this line well and would like to use it for the benefit of others.

What is your proudest personal accomplishment?
My proudest personal accomplishment was when I bagged the all rounder trophy in the last year of my schooling.

What is something unique that has happened to you; some interesting thing about you?
I got a scar on my right thigh trying to save a little puppy's life. Since then I consider it to be my lucky scar.

What do you want the judges to know about you?
I am aware, focused, disciplined, determined and courageous. I love my family and animals. I love to interact; I would rather be surrounded with people than live in isolation. I am a city girl, very comfortable in front of the camera. I love being around people. Being on stage in front of an audience gives me a high because of the instant reaction.


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Vera Krasova

Age: 20
Height: 5'10"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel

What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?
I’m fond of the world of fashion; it has opened a lot of opportunities for me and I find it very fascinating. In my spare time I really like meeting friends, going to the country or clubbing.

What is your career ambition?
Right now I’m trying to make a choice in what to do in life. It is very important for me to have an interesting and fulfilling job. I’m very ambitious and want to be the best in the profession I choose.

What is your proudest personal accomplishment?
I’ve always tried to be independent, and I’ve been helping my parents since I was 16. While studying in college, I had a project to work out a business plan for a housing and utilities company. At the moment, this company is a very successful.

What is something unique that has happened to you; some interesting thing about you?
When I was 16 I wanted to be independent. I worked as a waitress. My first paycheck I gave to my mother, and the rest I spent on the first beach holiday in my life.
What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?
It's a great honor for me to participate in this contest and represent my country. I will do my best to prove that Russian girls are the most beautiful in the world.
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Paula Diaz

Age: 26
Height: 5'9"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green

What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?
Teaching autistic children in the Fort Bend County, Texas school district, fundraising for various causes, mentoring, performing style make-overs and researching online.

What is your career ambition?
I plan to open a character development school for young people, between the ages of 6 and 18, and I plan to use my curriculum to develop a best selling self improvement book for teens.

What is your proudest personal accomplishment?
Owning my own business has been the most challenging, as well as the most rewarding accomplishment of my life.

What is something unique that has happened to you; some interesting thing about you?
As a child I had a once in a lifetime opportunity to compete in the Jr. Olympics in track and field. I was incredibly focused on winning, and my team actually received a medal in the relay event. However, looking back I realize that I did not take the chance to simply enjoy competing on a world stage. While preparing to compete for the title of Miss Universe, I realized that I was once again being given a rare opportunity to join people from around the world to celebrate competition. I will not take this rare opportunity for granted again. I look forward to embracing the world at the Miss Universe Pageant, and if I’m lucky, the world will embrace me.

What do you want the judges to know about you?
I am more than just a pretty face. I am a college graduate, a business owner, a professional teacher and a humanitarian.

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Samantha Tajik

Age: 26
Height: 5'10"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown


What are your interests and what do you enjoy doing the most?
I enjoy traveling, skating, keeping active, spending time with my puppies and dancing, but above all else, I enjoy making a difference in the lives of others. When I go to bed at the end of a day and can say that I have helped at least one person, than I've had a good day!

What is your career ambition?
My career ambition is to have my own business in the entertainment field. It is both my choices and my strive to achieve that will take me there. From helping out backstage at a Runway show, to being the center of attention, everything I do will help me explore and get me closer to my aspiration. With strict discipline and thoroughly taking each step towards my goal, one day my perseverance will be rewarded.

What is your proudest personal accomplishment?
Breaking down stereotypes and embracing changes in society is what fuels new ideas in progress. My ambition for modeling was blatant to my surroundings, and my deep desire was strong enough to break down any misconceived ideas. Therefore, my proudest accomplishment would be achieving that degree of positive attitude that helps me get through anything in life.

What is something unique that has happened to you; some interesting thing about you?
As Miss Universe Canada, I’ve had the opportunity to fulfill one of my deepest dreams – making a difference in the lives of others, especially through my work with S.O.S. Children’s Villages and the American-Nicaraguan Foundation. Words could never accurately describe what I feel inside, and it has truly been more fulfilling than I could have ever imagined. I will forever be grateful for these experiences, and I know this is something I will continue for the rest of my life.

What do you want the judges to know about you?
I believe that everyone is blessed with life and we should not take things for granted. But instead, savor the moments, and use our advantages to help others with disadvantages. I would like the judges to know that if I am chosen as Miss Universe 2008, I would be totally committed to the job and the organization behind it. I thrive on challenge and set very high standards for myself; and possess an intense desire to do my best in anything I get involved with.

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Married Men

There is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

Concerned about this, a woman organisation called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think us women are week, dumb, cantankerous...or what?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."

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Hancock

Hancock's well-intentioned heroics might get the job done and save countless lives, but always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake. The public has finally had enough--as grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy.

Full Cast & Crew


Cast Credit
Will Smith - John Hancock
Jason Bateman- Ray
Charlize Theron - Mary
Johnny Galecki - Jeremy
Martin Klebba - Convict
David Mattey- Man Mountain
Jae Head -Aaron
Eddie Marsan -Red
Hayley Marie Norman - Hottie
Thomas Lennon - Mike
Maetrix Fitten -Matrix
Dorothy Cecchi - Woman in Dive Bar
Michelle Lemon - Girl at Bus Bench
Akiva Goldsman - Executive
Michael Mann - Executive
Brad Leland -Executive
Trieu Tran -Executive
Darrell Foster -Police Sergeant
Liz Wicker -Female Cop
Taylor Gilbert -Female Hostage
Caroll Tohme- Clapping Guy
Barbara Ali - Woman Under Ray’s Car
Ryan Radis - Rail Crossing Crowd
Elizabeth Dennehy - Rail Crossing Crowd
Daren Dowler - Rail Crossing Crowd
John Frazier - Train Engineer
Daeg Faerch -Michel
Matt King - Neighborhood Kid
Martin Magdaleno - Neighborhood Kid
Ronald Howard - Man on Street
Gregg Daniel - Police Chief
Nancy Grace - Herself
Atticus Shaffer - Boy at Bus Bench
Aaron Henderson - Ice Cream Truck Patron
Huy Nguyen -Ice Cream Truck Patron
Mary-Jessica Pitts - Ice Cream Truck Patron
Kalee StClair - Ice Cream Truck Patron
Don Gibb - Convict
Ralph Richeson -Convict
Allan Havey- Convict
Tim Brennen -Convict
Anthony Ledesma - Convict
Steven Pierce - Convict
Dominic Prampin -Convict
Daniel Quinn - Convict
Mars Crain - Convict
Jack Axelrod -Convict
Eddie Fernandez -Convict
Richard Gallegos - Angry Man
Marc Geschwind -Angry Man
Rob Maron -Angry Man
Aisha Jau - Sunglass Woman
Pritam Singh - Sikh
Cher Calvin -Reporter
Bill McMullen - Valet



Production- Credits Credit

Eric Heffron -Associate Producer
Allegra Clegg - Co-Producer
Richard Saperstein - Executive Producer
Michael Mann - Producer
Will Smith - Producer
Jonathan Mostow -Executive Producer
Michelle McGonagle - Associate Producer
Tracey Nyberg- Associate Producer
Ian Bryce - Executive Producer
Akiva Goldsman- Producer
James Lassiter - Producer
Production Companies- Credit
Weed Road Pictures - Production Company
Forward Pass, Inc. - Production Company
Overbrook Entertainment - Production Company
Relativity Media -Production Company

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